I have never seen this much poop before!
Something is coming back to me…
AHHHHH! That’s it – I have seen this much poop before – on the lawn of our camp!
Now welcoming you to the the austere and dignified center of learning that is the The College of Saint Rose: incalculable amounts of droppings centered around three trees on Western Avenue.
Apparently my esteemed employer has somehow wronged Mother Earth in some manner, and is now paying for it in massive bird binge parties! Aviary IBS! Crack dens for beaked ones!
Clearly Thanksgiving was also a time of abundance for our neighborhood winged ones.
Clean up! Aisle 5!